Subject: Time » History

People who make history know nothing about history; you can see that in the sort of history they make.

(1874 – 1936) English author & mystery novelist

The great themes of Canadian history are as follows: Keeping the Americans out, keeping the French in, and trying to get the Natives to somehow disappear.

(1964 – ) Canadian writer & novelist

My ancestors didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they were there to meet the boat.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator

American History Is A Thing of the Past

Brought up in the provinces in the forties and fifties one learned early the valuable lesson that life is generally something that happens elsewhere.

English author, actor, humorist & playwright

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian

After you've heard two eyewitness accounts of an automobile accident, you begin to worry about history.

(1953 – ) comedian & actor

History repeats itself; historians repeat each other.

(1889 – 1944) English historian

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator

History doesn't repeat itself – historians merely repeat each other.

[Paul Revere] did warn the British… and I know my American history.

(1964 – ) U.S. governor (Alaska) commentator & author

History is more or less bunk.

(1863 – 1947) automobile industrialist

 It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.

That’s history; I say history because it happened in the past.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

History is the sum total of things that could have been avoided.

(1876 – 1967) German statesman

I grew up in Europe… where the history comes from.

(1962 – ) English stand-up comedian & actor

History would be an excellent thing, if only it were true.

(1828 – 1910) Russian writer

It’s a very good historical book about history.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

We haven't seen that kind of violence in the name of religion in this country since we got here!'

American stand-up comedian

Experience is not what happens to a man; it is what man does with what happens to him.

(1894 – 1963) English writer

What is history but a set of lies agreed upon.

(1769 – 1821) French general & politician