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He is so fat… when he ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

Exercise: The joy of flex.

Activities Definitions Exercise

Chef: Any cook who swears in French.

Definitions Occupations

It's so far removed, it goes right over our heads.

Mixed metaphors

I would not trust him with a ten foot pole.

Mixed metaphors

He’s suffering from a lack of self of steam.

Characteristics Malaprops

Adolescence is the best substitute ever invented for experience.

Age

A plastic surgeon increases your face value.

Appearance

“This way to the seabird exhibit”, said Tom awkwardly.

Tom Swifties

Jesus loves him, but he is the only one.

Expressions

Cabinet Maker: Counter fitter.

Definitions Occupations

Umpire: The original strike arbitrator.

Definitions Wordplay

We'll mend that fence when we get to it.

Mixed metaphors

We were so poor we had to eat dough for breakfast and sit out in the sun for lunch!

Eating Expressions Food/Drink Money Poverty

Younger Generation: A group that is alike in many disrespects.

Age Definitions People Young

“I wouldn’t like anything but just that,” said Tom wantonly.

Tom Swifties

I have my doubts about disbelief.

Miscellaneous

Show me an archaeologist, and I’ll show you a man who practices skull drudgery.

Science/Weather Wordplay

Aground: When a boat makes the discovery that all water has land under it.

Definitions

The sacred cows have come home to roost with a vengeance.

Mixed metaphors

Wife: A former sweetheart.

Definitions Marriage