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If you spill the beans, then you'll open a can of worms.

Mixed metaphors

Deep pockets… short arms

Expressions

He is so ugly… his doctor is a vet.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

Footnote: Useless information placed where you can skip it.

Definitions

Foreword: An author’s apology.

Books Definitions

Forger: A man who is always ready to write a wrong.

Definitions

“I’ve grown fat on the contents of charity packages,” said Tom carefully.

Miscellaneous

Disc Jockey: A guy who lives on spins and needles.

Definitions Occupations

“The phone reception here is excellent,” he said clearly.

Tom Swifties

Etiquette: A convenient code of conduct which makes lying a virtue and snobbishness a righteous deed.

Definitions

Among the many remedies that won’t cure a cold, the most common is advice.

Beliefs Health

Till the cows freeze over.

Mixed metaphors

… prostate with grief

Malaprops

Pessimist: Someone who burns their bridges before they get to them.

Definitions

“Rasputin and I are lovers,” said Nicholas bizarrely.

Tom Swifties

Ability: What you have to get by on if you don’t kiss-up to the boss.

Definitions

Bored: To attend meetings.

Definitions

An Irishman is the only man in the world who will step over the bodies of a dozen naked women to get to a bottle of stout.

Alcohol Food/Drink People

To the max degree

Mixed metaphors

Sleeping Bag: A nap sack.

Activities Definitions Sleep

Inch: Unit of measure whose length is consistently underestimated by men.

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