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Author: Proverb Page 3
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
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Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.
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Some of the most well-trodden roads lead nowhere.
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There's no place like home.com!
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One of life’s greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn’t good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world.
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The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.
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Madness takes its toll; please have exact change.
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All cats love fish but hate to get their paws wet.
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If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
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Before borrowing from a friend, decide which you need most.
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If you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much room.
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Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
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You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.
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Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
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If you want something done, ask a busy person.
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All sizzle and no steak.
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The way to a man's stomach is through his mouth.
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It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins.
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God gives nuts to those who have no teeth.
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The grass is always greener on the side that’s watered.
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If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.
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