Author: Proverb Page 3

If you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much room.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.

Before borrowing from a friend, decide which you need most.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

If you want something done, ask a busy person.

You can put a coat and tie on a goat, and it’s still a goat.

If you're in a hole, stop digging.

Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.

You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

It is better to have an ugly wife for one’s self than a beautiful wife for others.

The one who snores will fall asleep first.

Experience is a comb which nature gives us when we are bald.

The wages of sin is death – but the working conditions are good.

God is good, but never dance in a small boat.

Cat bathing is a martial art.

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.

Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

Where there’s a will, there’s a relative.

When the blind leadeth the blind… get out of the way.

Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.