Author: Proverb Page 3

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

Future Husbands Marriage Proverbs Time Wives

When the blind leadeth the blind… get out of the way.

Proverbs Situations

When all men say you are an ass it is time to bray.

Proverbs

Madness takes its toll; please have exact change.

Communication Language Proverbs

It is better to have an ugly wife for one’s self than a beautiful wife for others.

Appearance Marriage Proverbs Wives

If you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much room.

Life Proverbs

Learn to laugh at yourself, we certainly have.

Emotions Laughter Proverbs

Abstinence makes the heart go wander.

Sex Wordplay

Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.

Animals Characteristics Proverbs

Memory and teeth grow weaker with time.

Intelligence Memory Proverbs

You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.

Proverbs Work

There's no place like home.com!

Science/Weather

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

Activities Autos Beliefs Problems Proverbs Travel

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.

Food/Drink Proverbs Science/Weather Time

Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

Beliefs Proverbs

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Proverbs Time

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Animals Proverbs

A rolling stone gathers momentum.

Proverbs

If you're in a hole, stop digging.

Problems Situations

Chaste makes waste.

Proverbs Sex

If your time ain’t come, not even a doctor can kill you.

Death Doctors Health Life Proverbs