Author: Proverb Page 3

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.

Some of the most well-trodden roads lead nowhere.

There's no place like home.com!

One of life’s greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn’t good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world.

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.

Madness takes its toll; please have exact change.

All cats love fish but hate to get their paws wet.

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

Before borrowing from a friend, decide which you need most.

If you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much room.

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.

Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

If you want something done, ask a busy person.

All sizzle and no steak.

The way to a man's stomach is through his mouth.

It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins.

God gives nuts to those who have no teeth.

The grass is always greener on the side that’s watered.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.