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Author: Proverb Page 3
If you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much room.
Proverb
Life
Proverbs
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
Proverb
Food/Drink
Proverbs
Science/Weather
Time
Fish
Internet
Before borrowing from a friend, decide which you need most.
Proverb
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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
Proverb
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Time
Wives
If you want something done, ask a busy person.
Proverb
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Busy
You can put a coat and tie on a goat, and it’s still a goat.
Proverb
Animals
Appearance
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Pigs
Reality
If you're in a hole, stop digging.
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Problems
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Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.
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You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.
Proverb
Proverbs
Work
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Proverb
Animals
Proverbs
Early bird
It is better to have an ugly wife for one’s self than a beautiful wife for others.
Proverb
Appearance
Marriage
Proverbs
Wives
The one who snores will fall asleep first.
Proverb
Murphy’s Laws
Proverbs
Situations
Sleep
Snoring
Experience is a comb which nature gives us when we are bald.
Proverb
Intelligence
Proverbs
Wisdom
Experience
The wages of sin is death – but the working conditions are good.
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Death
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Wages of sin
God is good, but never dance in a small boat.
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Dance
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Things
Boat
Cat bathing is a martial art.
Proverb
Proverbs
The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.
Proverb
Marriage
Proverbs
Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
Proverb
Beliefs
Life
Proverbs
Experience
Where there’s a will, there’s a relative.
Proverb
Family
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Relationships
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Will
When the blind leadeth the blind… get out of the way.
Proverb
Proverbs
Situations
Blind leading the blind
Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.
Proverb
Animals
Characteristics
Proverbs
Futility
Pigs
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