Subject: Entertainment » Dance

He was a man who never let his left hip know what his right hip was doing.

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

To live is to dance… to dance is to live.

cartoon character in, Peanuts, by Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000)

Everyone tries to get you to dance at clubs; and then I dance, and they’re like ‘not like that!’

(1978 – ) American comedian & writer

I don’t dance, but I’d love to hold you while you do.

Almost nobody dances sober, unless they happen to be insane.

(1890 – 1937) author

The hula dance is simple: you put some grass on one hip, some more grass on the other hip, and then you rotate the crops.

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

God is good, but never dance in a small boat.

The trouble with nude dancing is that not everything stops when the music stops.

(1909 – 1986) Australian dancer, actor, theater director & choreographer

The vertical expression of a horizontal desire legalized by music.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician

Dance like it hurts… love like you need money… work when people are watching.

(1957 – ) cartoonist (Dilbert)

I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle… it wasn’t mine.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

Baptists never make love standing up; they're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing!

(1946 – 1994) writer & humorist

Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

Dance: The action of moving rhythmically to music with a partner, a skill which a woman possesses naturally, but which a man acquires only for the short time in his young adulthood when he wishes to meet and impress young women, and abandons thereafter due to mysterious knee injuries.

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it’s the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it.

(1890 – 1957) author & journalist

The man who can’t dance thinks the band is no good.

I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.

(1947 – ) comedian & television host

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host