Subject: Science/Weather

It was so cold… politicians stopped blowing hot air.

It is so hot… I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.

Men and women belong to different species, and communication between them is a science still in its infancy.

(1937 – ) comedian & television actor

I’d like the window that says “Are you sure you want to do this? “OK/Cancel” to pop up less often on my computer and more in my real life.

Hotter than a depot stove

Cosmologists are often in error, but never in doubt.

(1908 – 1968) Soviet physicist

Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy.

(1819 – 1880) American oil driller

Technology is dominated by two types of people: Those who understand what they do not manage and those who manage what they do not understand.

The attention span of a computer is only as long as its electrical cord.

He has left his body to science… and science is contesting the will.

(1939 – ) British journalist, comedian, writer & media personality

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of 22, it would have changed the history of music… and of aviation.

(1937 – ) British playwright & screenwriter

Love is a matter of chemistry; sex is a matter of physics.

So dry the catfish are carrying canteens.

While the difficulties and dangers of problems tend to increase at a geometric rate, the knowledge and manpower qualified to deal with these problems tend to increase linearly.

If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist

It’s not an optical illusion; it just looks like one.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.

(1948 – ) English novelist

You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist

Cancun Temps Plunge to 100-Year Record Low During ‘Global Warming’ Summit!

The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.

The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

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