Subject: Science/Weather (Page 4)

A lot of people like snow, but I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.

(1922 – ) actor, film director, producer, writer & comedian

I went to Moscow once; it was so cold at night one guy fell out of bed and broke his pajamas.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

Science was my most favorite subject, especially the Old Testament.

(1973 – ) American actor

What goes up must come down… but don't expect it to come down where you can find it.

(1939 – ) comedian, actress, writer & producer

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist

Large Celestial Object Stuns Astronomers

I don’t believe in astrology… I’m a Sagittarian, and we’re skeptical.

(1917 – ) English physicist & science fiction author

I’d like the window that says “Are you sure you want to do this? “OK/Cancel” to pop up less often on my computer and more in my real life.

It would appear that we have reached the limits of what it is possible to achieve with computer technology, although one should be careful with such statements, as they tend to sound pretty silly in 5 years.

(1903 – 1957) Hungarian-American mathematician

The earth is bipolar.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

USA Today has come out with a new survey; apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.

(1947 – ) comedian & television host

Trees that grow in smoggy cities are needed to make carbon paper.

comedian

There's no place like home.com!

Archaeology is the science that proves you can’t keep a good man down.

Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.

(1948 – ) English novelist

The older you get the stronger the wind gets… and it's always in your face.

(1940 – ) professional golfer

Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.

(1952 – 2001) English writer, dramatist, & musician

It is best to read the weather forecast before we pray for rain.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

It's like I disprove evolution and intelligent design at once.

(1978 – ) American comic writer

What does the word 'meteorologist' mean in English? It means 'liar.'

(1948 – ) stand-up comedian, actor, author & playwright