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Science/Weather
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A lot of people like snow, but I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.
Carl Reiner
(1922 – ) actor, film director, producer, writer & comedian
Science/Weather
Snow
Water
I went to Moscow once; it was so cold at night one guy fell out of bed and broke his pajamas.
Bob Hope
(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
Cold
Places
Science/Weather
Moscow
Science was my most favorite subject, especially the Old Testament.
Jack McBrayer
(1973 – ) American actor
Science/Weather
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kenneth Parcell in “30 Rock”
What goes up must come down… but don't expect it to come down where you can find it.
Lily Tomlin
(1939 – ) comedian, actress, writer & producer
Science/Weather
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.
Doug Larson
(1926 – ) newspaper columnist
Science/Weather
Plants
Weeds
Large Celestial Object Stuns Astronomers
The New Scientist
Headlines
Science/Weather
I don’t believe in astrology… I’m a Sagittarian, and we’re skeptical.
Arthur C. Clarke
(1917 – ) English physicist & science fiction author
Beliefs
Science/Weather
Astrology
I’d like the window that says “Are you sure you want to do this? “OK/Cancel” to pop up less often on my computer and more in my real life.
Aaron Fullerton
Life
Science/Weather
Computers
It would appear that we have reached the limits of what it is possible to achieve with computer technology, although one should be careful with such statements, as they tend to sound pretty silly in 5 years.
John von Neumann
(1903 – 1957) Hungarian-American mathematician
Computers
Future
Science/Weather
Things
Time
The earth is bipolar.
Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Places
Science/Weather
Bipolar
Earth
USA Today has come out with a new survey; apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.
David Letterman
(1947 – ) comedian & television host
Facts
People
Science/Weather
Survey
Trees that grow in smoggy cities are needed to make carbon paper.
Steve Connelly
comedian
Science/Weather
Carbon paper
Plants
Trees
There's no place like home.com!
Proverb
Science/Weather
Internet
Technology
Archaeology is the science that proves you can’t keep a good man down.
Anonymous
Science/Weather
Wordplay
Archaeology
Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
H.L. Mencken
(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
Art
Democracy
Government
Science/Weather
Democracy
Monkey cage
Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.
Terry Pratchett
(1948 – ) English novelist
Science/Weather
Things
Operating Manual
Wary
Weight
The older you get the stronger the wind gets… and it's always in your face.
Jack Nicklaus
(1940 – ) professional golfer
Golf
Old
Science/Weather
Sports
Wind
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
Douglas Adams
(1952 – 2001) English writer, dramatist, & musician
Communication
Science/Weather
Bad News
Speed
It is best to read the weather forecast before we pray for rain.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Communication
Intelligence
Science/Weather
Rain
It's like I disprove evolution and intelligent design at once.
Brian Clevinger
(1978 – ) American comic writer
Appearance
Body
People
Science/Weather
Self
Evolution
Intelligent design
What does the word 'meteorologist' mean in English? It means 'liar.'
Lewis Black
(1948 – ) stand-up comedian, actor, author & playwright
Occupations
Science/Weather
Work
Meteorologists
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