Subject: Appearance (Page 19)

I can’t wear yellow anymore; it’s too matchy-matchy with my catheter.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
Appearance Self

How easy for those who do not bulge to not overindulge!

(1902 – 1971) American humorist & poet
Appearance Body Eating Food/Drink People

His features resembled a fossilized wash rag.

(1925 – 2008) British journalist
Appearance Insults

He's grinning like a possum eating a persimmon.

Appearance Expressions

I not only get recognized – I get recognized from behind.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Appearance Body

You know the message you’re sending out to the world with these sweatpants? You’re telling the world, ‘I give up.’

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor
Appearance Clothing TV/Movie Quotes

The quickest way to a man's heart really is through his stomach, because then you don't have to chop through that pesky rib cage.

(1980 – ) cartoonist
Body Emotions

The best cure for hypochondria is to forget about your body and get interested in someone else's.

(Aiskowitz) (1899 – 1982) humorist
Appearance Body Health

If the shoe fits, it's too expensive.

writer, humorist, columnist & speaker
Appearance Clothing Money

I was never over-weight, just under-tall; the correct height for my weight at the moment is seven feet ten and a half inches.

(1951 – ) Irish comedian & singer
Appearance Body Fat

She is so fat… she can't even jump to conclusions.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

Why don't you come up and see me sometime, when I got nothing on but the radio?

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Clothing Dating Relationships

I never put on a pair of shoes until I’ve worn them at least five years.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Appearance Clothing Misspokements Time

The last thing you want to do is shoot 80 wearing tartan trousers.

English professional golfer
Appearance Clothing Golf Sports

My bottom is so big, it’s got its own gravitational field.

(1960 – ) British media personality
Appearance Body

The body of a young woman is God's greatest achievement; of course He could have made it to last longer, but you can't have everything.

(1927 – 2018) playwright & screenwriter
Appearance Body People Women

He is so fat… I had to take a train and two buses just to get on his good side.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

I don’t want something around my neck that’s worth more than my head.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
Appearance Clothing

Why don't you get a haircut… you look like a chrysanthemum?

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist
Appearance Insults

I've been big ever since I was little.

American football player
Appearance Body Football Sports

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.

(1945 – ) singer, actress & comedian
Age Appearance Body Old