Subject: Work (Page 3)

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Characteristics Situations Work

Undertaker: The last guy to let you down.

Definitions Occupations Work

Losing my virginity was a career move.

(1958 – ) American singer, actress & entrepreneur
Sex Work

Masochism is a valuable job skill.

(1962 – ) writer & journalist
Characteristics Work

Baker: A person who kneads the dough.

Definitions Occupations

A censor has the peculiar faculty of banning just what we want to hear, see,

Occupations Work

I used to work at a factory where they made hydrants; but you couldn't park anywhere near the place.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Autos Things Work

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
TV/Movie Quotes Work

There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator
Government Work

Acting is pretending, and the most difficult part is pretending you’re eating regularly.

Acting Eating Entertainment Food/Drink Occupations

A critic is a bunch of biases held loosely together by a sense of taste.

(1926 – 2007) American jazz critic & book reviewer
Communication Death Occupations Work

Nature abhors a vacuum… and so do I.

American cartoonist & greeting card illustrator
Housework Situations Things Work

A trade unionist is someone who hates his job and is afraid someone will take it from him.

(1942 – ) British politician
Work

Retirement means twice as much husband on half as much money.

Marriage Money Wives Work

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job: it's a depression when you lose yours.

(1884 – 1972) 33rd U.S. president
Work

After a salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you had before.

Money Murphy’s Laws Work

The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.

(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer
Housework Work

People are always available for work in the past tense.

Murphy’s Laws People Work

Astronomer: Night watchman.

Definitions Occupations

If the hours are long enough and the pay is short enough, someone will say it's women's work.

Money People Women Work

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

Housework Work