Subject: Work (Page 3)

Too many people are ready to carry the stool when the piano needs to be moved.

Work

Hardening and Tempering Engineers’ Tools

Book Titles Occupations Work

The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are always funny.

Work

If a company’s most valuable resource is its people, how come the employees aren’t locked up, but the toilet paper is in a reinforced steel box with a lock, bolted to the stall?

Situations Work

Diplomat: A headwaiter who is allowed to sit down occasionally. 

(1921 – 2004) English actor & author
Government Occupations

The ideal resume will turn up one day after the position is filled.

Murphy’s Laws Work

Acting is pretending, and the most difficult part is pretending you’re eating regularly.

Acting Eating Entertainment Food/Drink Occupations

Simple jobs always get put off because there will be time to do them later.

Time Work

Work: An unpopular way to earn money.

Definitions Work

The schoolteacher is certainly underpaid as a child-minder, but ludicrously overpaid as an educator.

(1929 – 1994) English playwright, screenwriter & actor
Education Occupations Work

He’s so lazy he wouldn’t work in a pie factory.

Characteristics Expressions Work

The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.

(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer
Housework Work

After a salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you had before.

Money Murphy’s Laws Work

The pollen count, now that’s a difficult job… especially if you’ve got hay fever

(1964 – ) English comedian
Health Occupations Work

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach
Education School Work

 If you're a coach, NFL stands for "Not For Long."

professional football & TV commentator
Football Occupations Sports

Author: A writer with connections in the publishing industry.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
Definitions Occupations Work

Every good idea sooner or later degenerates into hard work.

(1935 – ) columnist, journalist & novelist
Ideas Intelligence Work

Every woman should marry an archaeologist because she grows increasingly attractive to him as she grows increasingly to resemble a ruin.

(1890 – 1976) British crime writer of novels, short stories & plays
Appearance Occupations Work

Never mistake motion for action.

(1899 – 1961) author & journalist
Situations Work

Waiter: A guy who believes money grows on a tray.

Definitions Occupations Work