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Author: Oscar Wilde Page 3
Expert: An ordinary man away from home giving advice.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Occupations
People
Expert
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
People
Gentleman
The only charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception necessary for both parties.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Husbands
Marriage
Wives
Deception
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Appearance
Clothing
Ugly
Change
Fashion
The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Honesty
Truth
Women’s styles may change, but their designs remain the same.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Appearance
Clothing
People
Women
Fashion
Intent
Don't tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Temptation
Action: The last resource of those who know not how to dream.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Activities
Action
It is exactly because a man cannot do a thing that he is the proper judge of it.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Beliefs
Opinion
Critics
Judgment
America is one long expectoration.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
America
Insults
Places
Good intentions are invariably ungrammatical.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Good intentions
It is only the shallow people who do not judge by appearance.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Appearance
People
Judgment
Shallow people
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Beliefs
Resolutions
Frank Harris is invited to all of the great houses in England – once.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Insults
Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Friends
Old
People
Problems
Success
Sympathy
I like men who have a future and women who have a past.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Men
People
Women
To be natural is such a very difficult pose to keep up.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Natural
It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Appearance
Body
Ugly
Beautiful
Ambition is the last refuge of the failure.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Ambition
I like Wagner's music better than any other music; it is so loud that one can talk the whole time without people hearing what one says.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Insults
Music
From “The Picture of Dorian Gray”
On composer Richard Wagner
The truth is rarely pure and never simple.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Honesty
Truth
Pure
Simple
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