Subject: Problems (Page 2)

A component’s degree of reliability is directly proportional to its ease of accessibility (i.e., the harder it is to get to, the more often it breaks down).

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

The bag that breaks is the one with the eggs.

Accidents Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Given any problem containing N equations, there will be N+1 unknowns.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

If all else fails, try the obvious.

Problems Proverbs Situations

If a thing is done wrong often enough, it becomes right.

Mistakes Murphy’s Laws

That which cannot be taken apart will fall apart.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

In this world there are only two tragedies: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Problems

If you pick up a chunk of broken concrete and try to pitch it into an adjacent lot, it will hit a tree limb and come down right on the driver’s side of your car windshield.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

You can always tell you're in trouble when the good option involves a prosthetic leg.

blogger (Standing Room Only)
Problems Situations

The faster a computer is, the faster it will reach a crashed state.

Computers Failure Murphy’s Laws Things

The shortest measurable interval of time is the time between the moment one puts a little extra aside for a sudden emergency and the arrival of that emergency.

Money Murphy’s Laws Problems Time

When a doctor makes a mistake, it's best to bury the subject.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Doctors Health Mistakes

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
Men Mistakes People Sex Women

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Age Emotions Failure Friends

Everything put together sooner or later falls apart.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

No job is too small to botch.

Failure Murphy’s Laws

It’s not true that life is one damn thing after another; it is the same damn thing over and over.

(1892 – 1950) poet
Life Problems

I am a poor man, but I have this consolation: I am poor by accident, not by design.

(1818 – 1885) humorist
Accidents Money Poverty

When all else fails, follow instructions.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.

(1902 – 1971) American humorist & poet
Accidents Life

Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender.

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Husbands Marriage Problems