Subject: Education (Page 7)

Education: One of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.

Definitions Education

If you think that education is expensive, try ignorance.

(1930 – ) American lawyer & educator
Education Intelligence Money

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

Education Religion School

Graduation speeches were invented largely in the belief that college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.

(1919 – 2000) Canadian prime minister & politician
Communication School Speech

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison.

(1975 – ) American stand-up comedian & television host
Education England Places School

Anatomy: A class that sounds vaguely risqué until you find out what it really involves.

Body Definitions Education School

A single conversation with a wise man is better than ten years of study.

Education Learning Proverbs

I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts – Do You Want Fries With That?

Education Signs

I took a positive thinking course… it was shit.

(1973 – ) English writer & stand-up comedian
Education Learning

Education: A technique employed to open minds so that they may go from cocksure ignorance to thoughtful uncertainty.

Definitions Education

It's what you learn after you know it all that counts.

(1930 – 2013) American baseball manager
Baseball Education Learning Sports

Never let your studies interfere with your education.

Education Learning Murphy’s Laws School

He reminds me of the kid in fifth grade who reminded the teacher she forgot to give the homework.

writer & comedian
People School

Major: Area of study that no longer interests you.

Definitions Education Learning

I was the only black in every class; hard to be absent.

(1969 – ) American comedian & actor
Education

Education is the process of moving from cocksure ignorance to thoughtful uncertainty.

Education Murphy’s Laws

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison.

(1903 – 1966) English writer
Education England Places School

I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter
Beliefs Education Religion

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

Education Intelligence Money Murphy’s Laws School Stupidity

For those eight years Clinton was the president, it was like we had that really cool substitute teacher.

(1977 – ) American comedian
Education Government President

We learn something every day, and lots of times it’s that what we learned the day before was wrong.

(1915 – 1977) columnist, writer & actor
Characteristics Education Learning Problems Time