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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
(1934 – ) American author, journalist & historian
Just give every coach the same amount of money and tell them they can keep what’s left over.
(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach
When asked how to stop illegal recruiting
The future ain’t what it used to be.
(1925 – ) baseball player, coach & manager
I believe people ought to mate for life… like pigeons or Catholics.
(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Studies have shown that an ant can carry one hundred times its own weight, but there is no known limit to the lifting power of the average tiny eighty-year-old Spanish peasant grandmother.
(1948 – ) English novelist
Spanish peasant grandmother
The murals in restaurants are on par with the food in museums.
Peter De Vries
(1910 – 1993) editor & novelist
If you're coasting, you're going downhill.
Reality is the leading cause of stress for those in touch with it.
(1939 – ) comedian, actress, writer & producer
They said he had
neurosis of the liver.
All In the Family
Cirrhosis of the liver
Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's rainin'!
Don't lie to me.
You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets.
(1941 – 2012) American novelist, producer, screenwriter & director
Like a jackass in a tin stable
As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may make a fool seem a man of sense.
(1667 – 1745) Irish satirist & essayist
Where did we go right?
(1915 – 1977) American actor of stage and screen
As Max Bialystock in “The Producers”
Of an unexpected success
The first example of superior principle is always inferior to the developed example of inferior principle.
Law of Superiority
The embarrassing thing is that the salad dressing is outgrossing my films.
(1925 – 2008) American actor, director & entrepreneur
Of “Newman's Own” salad dressing
Cars will not have intercourse in this bridge!
Anyone who studied McCall's contribution to the fight would not have been surprised that he failed to hit a sample tube with the required amount afterwards. Bruno, of course, had no such trouble. He is well used to having the piss taken out of him by his fellow countrymen.
On rumors that Oliver McCall failed to provide a drug urine sample after his defeat by Frank Bruno
Fish and visitors smell in three days.
(1706 – 1790) founding father, author, scientist, inventor & statesman
Living in England, provincial England, must be like being married to a stupid but exquisitely beautiful wife.
(1910 – 1997) American writer
Ah, Luisa, you always arrive just as I am leaving.
Massimo Taparelli d'Azeglio
(1798 – 1866) Italian statesman, novelist & painter
Although in Azeglio had been separated from his wife Luisa for some time – when she heard he was dying she rushed to be with him. Just as she arrived at his bedside Azeglio died.
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