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Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.
(1893 – 1980) American singer, pianist, comedian & actor
The L.A. Lakers are so good they could run a fast break with a medicine ball.
Los Angeles Lakers
Frank Bruno says I'm chicken. Well you can tell him I've come home to roost.
I came from a real tough neighborhood; in the local restaurant I sat down and had broken leg of lamb.
(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
(1848 – 1907) Irish-born American sculptor
It’s lap 26 of 58, which unless I’m very much mistaken is half way.
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
You can’t make an omelet without breaking eggs.
You might be a redneck if… your `huntin dawg' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.
(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
At my funeral, I want Meryl Streep crying in five different accents.
(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it's by applause.
Frank ‘Kin’ Hubbard
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Confucius say… girl's best asset is her ‘lie' ability.
In the United States today, we have more than our share of the nattering nabobs of negativism.
(1918 – 1996) U.S. vice president & politician
About the press
A lot of smart young people have come out of Indiana; the smarter they are, the faster they come out.
(1866 – 1944) American writer, newspaper columnist, playwright & humorist
Marriage is the death of hope.
(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
No one is rich enough to do without a neighbor.
We drink to one another’s health, and spoil our own.
Jerome K. Jerome
(1859 – 1927) English writer
People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
Lewis's First Law
Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony.
(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
Ed, I see you're out drinking again. What's the occasion?
Byrne: I was sober.
(1972 – ) Irish stand-up comedian, voice over artist & actor
I found a delivery in my flaw.
(1953 – 1998) baseball player
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