Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 83)

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The illness you come down with is the one ailment your company-covered insurance does not cover.

Health Murphy’s Laws

A high paying rush job comes in only after you've committed to a low paying rush job.

Money Murphy’s Laws Work

All inanimate objects can move just enough to get in your way.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Those who cannot teach – administrate.

Murphy’s Laws Occupations Work

The most expensive component is the one that breaks.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

The spirit of public service will rise, and the bureaucracy will multiply itself much faster, in time of grave national concern.

Government Murphy’s Laws

Whenever two fishing lines are contiguous, they will become continuous.

Activities Murphy’s Laws

Anything that can be changed will be changed up until there is no time left to change anything.

Murphy’s Laws Time

When you move something to a more logical place, you only can remember where it used to be and your decision to move it.

Murphy’s Laws Things

If you can't learn to do it well, you should learn to enjoy doing it badly.

Education Learning Murphy’s Laws Success

Go where the money is.

Money Murphy’s Laws

A man should be greater than some of his parts.

Murphy’s Laws People

There's no special reason; it's just government policy.

Government Murphy’s Laws

The usefulness of any meeting is in inverse proportion to the attendance.

Murphy’s Laws People Situations

Trust everybody, but cut the cards.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws

You can make it foolproof, but you can't make it damnfoolproof.

Fools Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Government intervention in the free market always leads to a lower national standard of living.

Government Murphy’s Laws

Pills to be taken in twos always come out of the bottle in threes.

Health Murphy’s Laws

All buses heading in the opposite direction drive off the face of the earth and never return.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Travel

At any public relations luncheon, the quality of the food is inversely related to the quality of the information.

Food/Drink Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

The worst golf shots always occur when playing with someone you are trying to impress.

Golf Murphy’s Laws People Sports