Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 83)

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Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems Success

To err is human – to blame it on someone else is even more human.

Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems

If something is confidential, it will be left in the copier machine.

Murphy’s Laws

Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

When the going gets tough, everyone leaves.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Situations

Envelopes and stamps which don't stick when you lick them will stick to other things when you don't want them to.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

Things get worse under pressure.

Murphy’s Laws

As soon as you sit down with a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something that will last until the coffee is cold.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

If it works, don't fix it.

Murphy’s Laws

The faster a computer is, the faster it will reach a crashed state.

Computers Failure Murphy’s Laws Things

The inefficiency and stupidity of the staff corresponds to the inefficiency and stupidity of the management.

Murphy’s Laws

You will save yourself a lot of needless worry if you don't burn your bridges until you come to them.

Murphy’s Laws Situations Time

A fool and his money are soon elected.

Elections/Voting Fools Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Hot glass looks the same as cold glass.

Murphy’s Laws

If you file it, you'll know where it is but never need it. If you don't file it, you'll need it but never know where it is.

Murphy’s Laws

Any change looks terrible at first.

Murphy’s Laws

Never say “oops” while your patient is conscious.

Doctors Health Murphy’s Laws Problems

Pocket calculator batteries that have lasted all semester will fail during the math final.

Education Murphy’s Laws School

He who laughs first, laughs last… if nobody laughs in the middle.

Laughter Murphy’s Laws

If you have to travel on a Titanic, why not go first-class?

Murphy’s Laws