Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 83)

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Infinity is one lawyer waiting for another.

Government Law Lawyers Murphy’s Laws Time

Once a dish is fouled up, anything added to save it only makes it worse.

Cooking Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Anyone having supervisory responsibility for the completion of a task will invariably protest that more resources are needed.

Murphy’s Laws Work

Crowded lifts (elevators) smell different to people with restricted growth.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws Things

The gifts you buy your wife are never as appropriate as the gifts your neighbor buys his wife.

Husbands Murphy’s Laws Shopping Wives

If a situation requires undivided attention, it will occur simultaneously with a compelling distraction.


Murphy’s Laws Situations

If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.

Murphy’s Laws

When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe.

Murphy’s Laws

The possibility of getting lost is directly proportional to the number of times the direction-giver says "you can't miss it."

Murphy’s Laws

Whatever you did, that's what you planned.

Murphy’s Laws

Ninety percent of “everything” is crud.

Murphy’s Laws Situations Things

Food that tastes the best has the highest number of calories.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

If you didn’t forget it, it’s the wrong size, backwards, inside out or out of reach.

Life Murphy’s Laws

The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.

Health Military Murphy’s Laws

The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions.

Military Murphy’s Laws War

Any facts which, when included in the argument, give the desired result, are fair facts for the argument.

Beliefs Facts Murphy’s Laws

Everything is cold except what should be.

Cold Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

The one time during the day you lean back and relax is the one time the boss walks by.

Murphy’s Laws Work

No books are lost by loaning except those you particularly wanted to keep.

Books Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

People who eat natural foods will die of natural causes.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

The book you spent $20.95 for today will come out in paperback tomorrow.

Books Communication Money Murphy’s Laws