Subject: Time

Time moves slower in a fast moving vehicle.

Children Murphy’s Laws Time

Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.

Intelligence Memory Past

The length of debate varies inversely with the complexity of the issue.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
Baseball Sports Time

I like when good things happen to me, but I wait two weeks to tell anyone because I like to use the word ‘fortnight.’

(1973 – ) American comedian
Communication Language Time

The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once. (also attributed to Wheeler)

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist
Time

Sooner or later, I'll be punctual.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Self Time

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist
Conflict Future Things Time War

I grew up in Europe… where the history comes from.

(1962 – ) English stand-up comedian & actor
History Places Time

The amount of work done varies inversely with the amount of time spent in the office.

Murphy’s Laws Time Work

Up at the crank of dawn.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Malaprops Time

It’s always darkest before… daylight savings time.

Proverbs Situations Time

A meeting lasts at least 1 1/2 hours, however short the agenda.

Murphy’s Laws Time

There aren't enough days in the weekend.


Time

Cricket is a game which the British, not being a spiritual people, had to invent in order to have some concept of eternity.

British politician
People Sports Time

Styrofoam is biodegradable; you people are just impatient.

American comedian & writer
Science/Weather Time

Time: The arbitrary division of eternity.

Definitions Time

A carelessly planned project takes three times longer to complete than expected; a carefully planned project takes only twice as long.

Murphy’s Laws Time

What time is it?… you mean now?

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Time Yogi-isms

History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
History Time

Time’s fun when you're having flies.

(1936 – 1990) cartoonist, screenwriter, director & creator of the Muppets
Time TV/Movie Quotes